I just realized that I’ll be in college this time next year. Holy shit am I overwhelmed. I can’t even imagine life outside my house at the moment. When did I become a Senior? I am suddenly really scared about the future.
“One of the most common biphobic narratives is that the penis is what counts. A woman who has sex with men is really straight, even if she also fucks women; a man who has sex with men is really gay, even if he also fucks women. If a man fucks a man, even once, he is forever corrupted from the heights of heterosexual masculinity.”—
I want a girl with A mind like a diamond I want a girl who Knows what’s best I want a girl with Shoes that cut And eyes that burn Like cigarettes I want a girl with The right allocations Who’s fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She’s playing With her jewellery She’s putting up her hair She’s touring the facilities And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt And a long jacket I want a girl who Gets up early I want a girl who Stays up late I want a girl with Uninterupted prosperity Who used a machete To cut through red tape With fingernails that Shine like justice And a voice that is dark Like tinted glass She is fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She’s touring the facilities And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt And a long, long jacket I want a girl with A smooth liquidation I want a girl with The right dividends And at the city bank We will meet accidentally We’ll start to talk when She borrows my pen She wants a car with A cupholder arm rest She wants a car That will get her there She’s changing her name From Kitty to Karen She’s trading her MG for A white Chrystler Laberan I want a girl with a short skirt And a long jacket